The Truth about Elvis
In the past few weeks I have thought a lot about Elvis, what happened to him? did he die? if not were is he? I have diligently searched out the answer to this question? And I have it.
I believe that Elvis is not dead, but is one of the very few to have ventured into a different dimension. Yes I know what you are thinking. “WHAT? DIFFERENT DIMENSION?” there is no such thing”. I affirm faithful reader that if someone can go there, there must be such a place.
Some believe you cannot go over the top of a swing, no most can’t but there are a few who posses the strength and the determination to do so. Elvis is the smallest of there number. I have learned much about this other dimension from those few who have retured from it. Once you reach it you may not return until you have past all the changes and test that await you once you are there. This is no small task, the aliens that live there have made these test very hard to accomplish, and you are made to live there if you do not do so.
Yes few have gone there and fewer will ever return.
So where is Elvis?
October 12, 2006 at 3:16 am
Elvis died on August 16, 1977.
He was originally buried in Memphis but moved after an attempted burglary to Graceland, the “meditation gardens.”
I don’t think Presley deserves to go to a different dimension. His life was a mess. He was a drug addicted, a pimp, a cheater, and is surrounded by much contraversy.
October 23, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Interesting post. Actually I just wanted to say hi. “Hi!”
February 2, 2007 at 1:35 am
Hey Jon Stephen Posted Will you Please comment
March 13, 2007 at 3:29 am
where is Elvis? This swing theory intrigues me when you first mentioned it, and I believe that I know the answer to the final question: he’s hiding =)